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[butterflydreaming]

Me before: Hmmm.

Me now: What?!?

Me before: {continues suspicious glare}

Me now: I bought gold lamé sandals. That's not enough for you?

Me then: You got an amazing bargain. You're gloating because they were probably $90+ footware originally, but you got them for five dollars and forty-something cents.

Me now: That's like thriftstore shopping... .

Me then: {raised eyebrow}

Me now: Want me to buy a dress to match? It's cheaper than yardage and they have my size.

Me then: Not.Even.Remotely.Funny.

Me now: Trust me. No one thinks for a minute that I've grown up, honey.

Comments

[kendaer.livejournal.com]

*eek* *cower* Dear, you scare me.

[shadow-and-veil.livejournal.com]

{bats eyes} What? You don't think that's a hawt look?

[kendaer.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Hawt, perhaps, but definitely not haute :)

[adventurat.livejournal.com]

Oooh, baby! *wipes brow* Nice dress!