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Apr. 18th, 2007 01:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Me before: Hmmm.
Me now: What?!?
Me before: {continues suspicious glare}
Me now: I bought gold lamé sandals. That's not enough for you?
Me then: You got an amazing bargain. You're gloating because they were probably $90+ footware originally, but you got them for five dollars and forty-something cents.
Me now: That's like thriftstore shopping... .
Me then: {raised eyebrow}
Me now: Want me to buy a dress to match? It's cheaper than yardage and they have my size.
Me then: Not.Even.Remotely.Funny.
Me now: Trust me. No one thinks for a minute that I've grown up, honey.
Me now: What?!?
Me before: {continues suspicious glare}
Me now: I bought gold lamé sandals. That's not enough for you?
Me then: You got an amazing bargain. You're gloating because they were probably $90+ footware originally, but you got them for five dollars and forty-something cents.
Me now: That's like thriftstore shopping... .
Me then: {raised eyebrow}
Me now: Want me to buy a dress to match? It's cheaper than yardage and they have my size.
Me then: Not.Even.Remotely.Funny.
Me now: Trust me. No one thinks for a minute that I've grown up, honey.