Thanks for the Memories

(edit:)I want a man who will hold the door for me, not because I'm a woman, but because I'm going through the same doorway.

Wrenched from mimerki's delicate little hands:

Tell me about something I, or you and I, did. It can be as serious or off-the-wall as you like. The only criteria is that it never actually happened.

No ratings cap -- I'm feeling wicked. Comments will be screened.