Not specifically about home ownership, really. But kind of?
So. Spring is starting to happen. I decided I don't need to sleep on / under flannel sheets. I specifically left my lighter cotton sheet sets behind, so I ordered new sets. They were reportedly delivered last night. I just got out to the mail room, and, behold, no package for me. i double check the delivery notification email. I see the picture. I go back to the mail room, and, no, still no package.
BUT! PLOT TWIST! Paul, the building manager tells me that we had a break in last night, and he caught the guy, and the guy is TRAPPED ON THE ROOF DECK. Like, Present Tense, RIght NOW, Trapped on the Roof Deck.
So, if I am missing a package, that's probably what happened to it.
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I have so many questions. I have ... I mean. SO many questions. I moved ... four blocks? How is this part of the neighborhood so much sketchier than 419? If this is the guy who stole the packages last night, why is he on the roof deck Now? Did he come back? Should i buy a gun to protect myself and my stuff*? How do I report the theft to FedEx? I mean, They did their job. The package was here. Not their fault** that that someone else got in afterwards and my package stopped being here.
I am guessing / assuming that the building manager is going to be looking at the video footage to determine how the thief got in (both times? I am still a little unclear on the exact timeline of events that, lets not forget, has a package thief on the roof deck NOW.
So, yah. Updates as they happen, and I process ... all this.
Also? I lost my drivers license. I went online and ordered a replacement last night. I put on my kilt, this morning. And Found It. Not sure if it fell out of my wallet, or if i just didn't put it back after the last time I took it out. so, I guess i have a spare?
yay?
*NO.
Look, this is a strictly self assessment, what is right for me and my life and my choices. My feeling about gun ownership as a political issue are much more nuanced. For me, in this situation? I have standards of what i would consider acceptable gun ownership for me. That includes rather a lot of training, a gun safe, and a fuckload of research. And even then, it would require me to believe I am both capable and willing to kill someone else to protect my stuff. Nothing i own is worth more than someone else's life. Not to say I will not engage in violence, as needed, to protect what (and who) i love, should the situation require it. That said, having a gun means I would feel less safe. I know ME, and I know if i am armed, I will be inclined to USE it. I figured that out when I was doing bike messenger work; I knew that if I carried a billy club, I would use it. And that only makes things worse. A gun, for ME, in THIS HOME, only makes things worse. A selection of well placed objects that can be used to protect myself come the fae apocalypse? Oh yah. You can steal my stuff. But if you come for my song? There will be violence.
**Unless it was? I mean, if I was package thief, I might well follow a FedEx truck, and when the driver goes into a secure building, I would wait on the outside, come in as they go out. FedEx driver doesn't know that I don't live there, and probably isn't paying a lot of attention to people coming in as they leave. And then I get access to a place that just got packages. A lot of effort and risk for what is probably not a lot reward; but still, relatively easy.