Toads or Diamonds?

[butterflydreaming]

More found poetry. Remember these?

1.

Miss Muffet, vegan now,

Eats her cruelty-free bean curd

Peacefully buddhist.

 

2.

Mamma's lasagna

reinvented with tofu

healthy comfort food

 

3.

tiny tofu cubes

with miso and green onion

swimming in hot broth

 

4.

cold, sweet, and creamy

dessert after a fine meal

who knew? it's tofu!

 

5.

Freeze-dried, shelf-safe blocks

Merky can't read the kanji

Kai attempts to help

 

6.

Even Thai food

tastes better when ordered with

veges and tofu.

 

7.

Sizzling dim sum

deep fried, hot, golden pillows

Oh! My mouth waters!

 

8.

Silken tofu

becomes a chocolate pie

with no leftovers.

 

9.

Her domestic love:

a humble legume transformed

not a bean gone bad.

 

10.

Ice-box almost bare

block of tofu, curry paste

I have my dinner

 

11.

That 80's icon

Sponsoring low-fat cooking

I pity the 'fu.