I should so not be laughing at this.

[butterflydreaming]

My barely teenaged niece is the origin of both of these. It boggles my 3 decade + mind.


CHOOSE ONE OFF THIS LIST AND REPOST IT IN 200 SECS. OR ULL HAVE THE WORST WEEK ........AND HAVE LOTS OF TROUBLE WITH THE ONE U LIKE

1. IM HORNEY AS FUCK

2. IM EXCITED

3. IM GAY

4. IM BI

5. IM STONED

6. IM IN LOVE

7. IM DEPRESSED

8. I WANT U IN MY LIFE

9. I'M FUCKING MAD

10. I DON'T CARE ANYMORE

11. I HAVE TO PEE

12.I NEED 2 FUCK

13.IM PISSED

14. I FUCKING MISS HER

15. I FUCKING MISS HIM

16.I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

17.I LOVE MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND

18. I CANT STOP THINKING OF HIM

19.I CANT STOP THINKING OF HER

And the second one within the hour:


PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED this because in the next seven days you will:

* have someone fall in love with you
* find a $20.00 bill on the ground
* make-out with the person you like
* your best friend will get you a really nice gift
* ur gonna get a gf-bf
* ur gonna get an A+ on all ur tests
* ur gonna get 10 new friends
* ur gonna find a 50 dollar bill

BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles:

"IM IN LOVE WIT A STRIPPER"
"ANY BODY WANNA FUCK ME?"
"FUCK U BITCH.........AND I HOPE U READ THIS"
"I GOT ARRESTED"
"I need help losin my virginity"
"BEST WAY TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY"
"I GOT ARRESTED"
"Shake that laffy taffy"
"Goldigger"
"We finally broke up cuz hiz ass didnt have no money $$$$!"
"new years!"
"my girl iz pregnet"
"im pregnant"
"i think i love you"
"I THINK IM BI"
"Im getting married"
"Pimpette in distress"
"My last bf/gf was an ass"
"Spongebob is cool"

**SO PICK A GOOD ONE! BECAUSE YOU MIGHT JUST
GET ALL OF THOSE REALLY GOOD THINGS ABOVE..

Why is the bad spelling more disturbing than the content? (Sez teh bad spellur.)