{gasp} Really?

[butterflydreaming]

>You have just been DEATHWISHED.
That's nice
>Tonight at  midnight
>your true love
>will
>realize they like you.
Wait... what? Non-sequiter? I feel sorry for my "true love", anyway. Maybe he/she develops a DEATHWISH after the realization?
> Something good  will happen to
>
>you at approx.
>1:42pm
>tomorrow, it could be  anywhere. So get ready for the
>
>biggest shock of
>your
>life.
"Something good"... will be a shock... Thanks, but no. Is that Pacific Standard Time? Cuz that's usually when I'm at lunch.

>If  you break this chain, you will be cursed
>
>with relationship
>problems
{chokes} {rolls on floor laughing}
>for the most important time of your life.
> Send this
>
>to 15 people in  15
>minutes to carry on the
>chain..and spare yourself the emotional  stress. Be
>
>careful, (b4 you
>forward
I'm so happy that the internet was not a part of my life when I was 13.  I never sent on written chain mail, either.