Dear Lord...

Dear Lord,

I do appreciate what You are doing. I take getting hit-on as a compliment, especially in the form of an invitation to dinner at Ana Purna, which I have heard is a good restaurant. But Sweet Jesus, could you please improve the quality of the ones showing an interest? Or at least not trap me on the bus with them?

Much love,

me.

Dear Virgin Mary,

Please explain the criteria to your Son. Thank you.

-me.