My Everpresent Vanity

Borrowed from leatherdykeuk. For everyone else, it's a writing excercise. For me, we all know it's just vanity.

Ask me anything about me, and I'll reply with a short essay or story.

Anything! And for added fun, let me know your rating range.

I seem to you to seek a new disaster every day
You deem me due to clean my view and be at peace and lay
I mean to prove I mean to move in my own way and say
"I've been gettin' along for long before you came into the play!"

I can't help it, the road just rolls out behind me
If there was a better way to go then it would find me
Be kind to me, or treat me mean,
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine!